phoenixfloe:

i loves me some sexmen

I’ve got that same shirt! Much cuter on you tho :)

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

Word

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militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

My husband is an ER nurse and he says this is a huge problem. Every night he has to tell people “you’re not in trouble, we just want you to live!” Don’t be afraid!

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bunnyfood:

Bunny Underpants

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Bunderpants

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headlikeanorange:

Fledgling house sparrow

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I think I need to go to the hospital. I am in so much pain. The only thing stopping me from going is how expensive ERs are…..

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

(via filialunaris)

Someone come bring me soup! I will pay you in hugs, bits of string, tea, and Netflix marathons from inside a super comfy pillow fort.

This is my amazon wishlist. My birthday is coming up and I am sick and grumpy… Wah!

http://amzn.com/w/1Q246K6O0GPQI

This sucks so hard. I feel SO bad. I fainted in the urgent care place yesterday. I don’t think I’ve ever fainted in my whole life. It was after they drew some blood. I have a million tattoos and can handle needles but for some reason this really got me. Maybe it was because I hadn’t eaten yet? I am also on a heavy period day….. It was awful my vision got all blurry and then I was out. I did (might still) have a fever. This sucks so much. My period is always so awful and now add this fucking kidney infection on top of it. It’s so hard to care about my health when I feel like shit. Like all I want is junk food.

I have a really bad kidney infection…. Pain, fever, nausea, and all…
I’m on heavy duty drugs….so me and grumpy cat are staying in bed today.

LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)

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Me

danbutt:

mszombi:

Look at this little goblin

this cat looks like a sock puppet

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